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Eric - Mona Lisa Smile
All of the male characters are stereotypical cads. They are either liars or philanders or both. Hollywood stereotypes abound, as all conservative are either bossy or controlling. Liberals are seen as intellectual and progressive. As if the only way to make progress is to be liberal. Politics aside, this film ends up being nothing more than a bunch of women who bitch a lot.
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Patrick - The Hulk
This overly long movie took itself way too seriously. It also featured some of the most lifeless acting and cheesy looking CGI work in recent memory. Instead of Hulk they should have called it Dull.
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Scott - Cat in the Hat
I don't care if this abomination was supposedly aimed at kids, there can be no excuse big enough to cover the sins of this bloated, empty, and downright offensive piece of celluloid crap. Not even the talents of Mike Myers can do anything to salvage this mess.
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Eric & Patrick - Eric Bana (Hulk)
I laugh every time he starts to turn into The Hulk. He breathes heavy like he is in a birthing class and does these really fake, intense stares. It reminds me of when my kids were 6 years old and were trying to get their way by pouting and pretending to get mad. It is so cheesy that it becomes more humorous than threatening. I've seen department store dummies with more personality than this guy.
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Scott - Cameron Bancroft (Anything but Love)
It might only have been a small Independent film, but surely they could have found someone who could deliver a line without looking as though a corn cob was shoved up his behind. Instead, Cameron Bancroft brings down a charming little movie with the stiff recitation of his lines. I can barely deem his performance as acting.
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Eric - Marsha Thomason (Haunted Mansion)
I would think that a movie studio as big as Disney could afford to hire an actual actress to play opposite Murphy. Who owed whom a favor that got this non-actress this role? She recites her lines so bad that she actually acts like she acting.
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Patrick - Jessica Alba (Honey)
She looked as out of place playing a homegirl from the hood as Paris Hilton did on that redneck's farm.
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Scott - Jennifer Garner (Daredevil)
Whatever charm Garner supposedly has is completely lost on me. Eye candy she might be, but as soon as she opens her mouth, whatever pleasure I might have gained from seeing her is completely wiped away. Cleavage and martial arts just can't cover up a lack of talent. Granted, this movie would tax anyone's ability to deliver a line, but the wobbly efforts of Garner only emphasize the movie's weaknesses, rather than covering them up.
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