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The Best and Worst of 2013

Written by Eric, Patrick, Scott

First Posted: December 31st, 2013

During the year 2013, the Three Movie Buffs saw 105 movies in theaters, 30 of them seen and reviewed by all three of us. Of those 30, only one film received 4 stars from all of us, making Gravity our movie of the year. On the opposite end of the spectrum, only one film received an average of 1 star from all of us, making The Big Wedding our least favorite movie of the year.

Listed below are our individual picks for the best and worst movies of 2013.

Our Favorite Films of 2013
  Eric Patrick Scott
1

Gravity

Gravity

Gravity

"In the vastness of space you can hear your heart beat." "Cinematic poetry at its most breathtaking." "An instant classic."
2

Man of Steel

12 Years a Slave

All Is Lost

"The greatest super hero of all time!" "In a word, powerful." "A gripping one-man show."
3

The Way, Way Back

Nebraska

The World's End

"It will touch your heart and tickle your ribs." "Both an elegy to, and a celebration of, Family." "The funniest film of 2013."
4

42

The Butler

Nebraska

"Robinson said more by ignoring the hate, than by responding to it." "An epic cinematic love-poem to the brave men and women who stood up to injustice and changed American society over the course of a generation." "After a summer of far too many loud, but ultimately empty superhero films, Nebraska is a blessed relief."
5

The Book Thief

All is Lost

Inside Llewyn Davis

"Innocence lost." "Don't miss it." "Another dark and interesting film from the Coen brothers."
6

The Butler

Blue Jasmine

Blue Jasmine

"True to life." "Two or three times a decade Woody Allen comes up with something that approaches greatness, as Blue Jasmine does." "The Oscar watch starts now."
7

Star Trek Into Darkness

August: Osage County

The Way, Way Back

"These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise..." "As an acting showcase -provided you've got the stomach for it- it would be hard to top this movie." "We may have seen this story before, but rarely so well told."
8

Prisoners

Prisoners

12 Years a Slave

"Desperate times can cause desperate measures." "A compelling crime thriller with a complex moral center. " "Brutal."
9

Captain Phillips

42

The Great Gatsby

"Politically and personally intriguing." "A good old-fashioned, sentimental baseball picture." "Baz Lurhmann puts his stylistic spin on one of the greatest American novels."
10

We're the Millers

The Way, Way Back

The Wolverine

"A family comedy...well...sort of." "Better than 90% of the dreck currently filling multiplexes around the country." "So long as Jackman keeps putting on the claws, I'll be there to watch."
Our Least Favorite Films of 2013
  Eric Patrick Scott
1

The Purge

The Big Wedding

The Big Wedding

"Just another liberal projecting their own opinions onto conservatives." "Stay far away from The Big Wedding." "As bland as a box of beige rocks."
2

Promised Land

The Counselor

Getaway

"Hypocrite, thy name is Matt Damon." "Awful." "Get far away from this movie."
3

Fast & Furious 6

Elysium

After Earth

"This film's legacy is not what was intended." "The most disappointing movie I've seen in at least 5 years." "Another in a line of flops from M. Night Shyamalan and a rare misstep from Will Smith."
4

The Big Wedding

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Elysium

"These people suck!" "This movie is a perfect trifecta. It's poorly written, lazily directed and badly acted." "A very disappointing film."
5

Homefront

The Last Stand

Closed Circuit

""A" list stars cannot improve this "B" movie." "The Last Stand should be a last resort for moviegoers." "A rather dull attempt at a political thriller."